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hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

That took me way longer than it should have…

I cant stop laughing

okay. so this made me smile

GUYS I DONT GET IT I FEEL STUPID

12nd

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2 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 11:58pm

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2 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 11:49pm

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sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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2 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 08:11pm

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I’M SO RRR Y YOU DONT; DYNEERSTRAND

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2 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 07:56pm

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l0stinemptypillowtalk-again:

spiderman402:

NO MORE PORN?!?!?

I’m actually scared that yahoo will ruin tumblr

THE EXPLICIT CONTENT MAKES TUMBLR WHAT IT IS.

3 days ago on May 21, 2013 at 11:56pm

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Don’t wait too long. Life takes unexpected turns, and we don’t always have the time we think we have.

Sylvain Reynard, Gabriel’s Rapture (via simply-quotes)

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horanjays:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

everhaynes:

omg no fucking way

you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?

and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?

and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?

HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.

YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.

i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand

straya

Caramello koalas are just caramel in chocolate… We have that. Lots of places have that…

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4 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 08:59am

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A Poem (working title):

kirsimaija:

“Karma is Why I Can Lace Boxer Shorts & You Can Still See my Panties Through My Fucking Dress”

It’s because I’m a dick
That if I were a man you could see my fucking stick
Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck
Sucks to suck

4 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 08:41am

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4 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 08:05am

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Problems with being a male

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title

4 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 07:58am

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plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner

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4 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 07:50am

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bad-decisionsmademe:

lezbe-friends:

punkbeds:

yahoo think about what you’re doing before you buy tumblr and encounter these people

pretty much the only time all of these fandoms will accept each other at the same time

Directioners get the glitter … this is perf

“Encounter these people.” Please. They’re not going to encounter shit. As if the people who sit on their ass all day on the Internet are going to make yahoo regret buying tumblr… Lets be real here.

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5 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 12:19am

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